Welcome to another Thursday edition of Evil Arts and Crafts. This one is presented as ammunition for the next time your wife, girlfriend, or mother rolls her eyes when Miss Budding Starlet doffs her swimsuit for the all-important pre-massacre nude scene. Keep it real–we’ve been giving it away for centuries. THEY owe US.
On a personal note, I know my mother has long been waiting for me to publish a work with the title “Fair Trade Anus.” As Christmas approaches, I’m so pleased to be able to make her dream a reality. This one’s for you, Mom.
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