And we’re off!
One more little mini tip of the hat as the Great Indoor Torrent-Off gets underway–thanks to Dean’s real-world analogue for suggesting “cockwaffle” as an ideal companion term to “cooterscootch.” Both roll nicely off the tongue, and neither has a readily discernible meaning that jumps to mind. (Although I’d wager cooterscootch has a bit of an advantage, as one could imagine someone performing a “cooterscootch.”
Dean’s RWA, Andrea and I conducted an initial exploratory roundtable to determine whether cockwaffle was a noun (a waffle made of penises?) or a verb (to waffle in the manner of a penis?). As of this writing, nothing has been definitively decided. Stay tuned, gentle reader.
Luke
I immediately pictured a cock that was put into a waffle iron when I read the term “cockwaffle”. It seemed awesome, and highly offensive and creative, and I was proud of Zara for coming up with it.