God, I love picking out tags for these posts. If anyone types “ritual suicide and weightlifting” into Google today, they’re coming RIGHT HERE, baby.
Originally, I gave this strip to Zara, but ultimately it’s a little too confrontational for her. Sometimes I get blinded in my quest to give her all the best lines. Slowly, I’m growing out of my hack stage into something approximating an actual writer. Maybe.
So, check out the artwork over there on the right. That’s “The Birth of the Internet” by Andrea. Pretty sweet, huh? Bet you think it’d look pretty boss on the wall of your office/dorm room/kitchen/synagogue. Well, you’re absolutely right. For the low price of $15, you not only get Kirk, you also get Unicorn. Eternally frozen in that magical pre-coital ecstacy we all get, just before we make love to a horse. You really should think about buying at least one by clicking here.
And remember, every dollar you spend at the Evil Arts and Crafts Schwag Store gets Andrea a dollar closer to being able to attend the Siggraph Convention in Los Angeles this summer. Make a girl’s dream come true, wouldja, you heartless bastard?
Fondest regards,
Luke
Question, why are Dean’s eyebrows green?
Ah…good catch. (Dammit…) They’re green in all the gym strips because I changed them to pop off Dean’s face when it was all red and sweaty (back in the strip about Kenny Rogers). When I changed the skin color back on that model, I forgot to change the eyebrows.
Or perhaps I’m setting up a plot twist in the future where Dean’s been replaced by a alternate timeline Cylon sex-clone. You pick.