Greetings and Salutations! This is Andrea, bringing you the Evil Arts and Crafts Special Report on yesterday’s Apple Product launch. And all I can, really, is: Steve Jobs, wtf? You’re supposed to be giving us THE FUTURE – and instead you give us THAT?! GOOD DAY, SIR.
Certainly, the iPad will revolutionize the porn industry. And certainly, the iPad will make comic reading absolutely freaking AWESOME. But typing on it looks like it would be an ergonomic nightmare, without a special stand of some sort. Still, I’m willing to give it six months to see how it progresses and to see how people end up using it. If there were a widescreen version with flash and skype, I’d ditch my laptop in a heartbeat.
Apple is the only company that actively makes me LUST after gadgets these days. Like, seriously, I usually need a few minutes to myself at the Apple Store. But the iPad just leaves me feeling cheap and confused.
Anyway, keep trucking on fellow humans. Hope you enjoyed this special Thursday update. Tomorrow we will return to our regularly scheduled comic arc. And Luke will go back to writing nice, coherent posts. Huzzah!
Yeah, I’ve made the mistake of leaving you alone in an Apple story before. I really liked going to the Galleria; restraining orders suck.