DEAN
So…let me get this straight. A high school kid in a bondage suit says he’s going to do a live webcast, and the local news commits to playing it LIVE?
JOE
I’m sure GraphJam has a piechart showing the likelihood of that webcast involving a puppet show starring someone’s balls with little faces painted on them.
DEAN
And in the real world, the key for that chart would only have one color.
JOE
Otherwise, no complaints here. Thank God we have Hollywood to de-asshole-ize Mark Millar’s comic books and make them palateable.
DEAN
And Matthew Vaughan to add the cheesy ‘80s synth-score.
JOE
And Chloë Grace Moretz to replace Punky Brewster as my favorite precocious orphan.
DEAN
Wow. YES. Hit Girl! Finally, a sex symbol that serial killers and pedophiles can agree on.