So, three cheers for the first three offerings from our online store! Here we see Zara sporting our very first tee–JPEG is Murder–which is available all the way up to the sub-elephantine XXXL (which Andrea made up especially so I could stuff my giant man-boobs into it).

And, if you look close, you’ll find she’s also wearing one of the two butt-clenchingly sexy Heart-Skull messenger bags from Timbuk2. I must have one, and now so do you.

You can get a better look at all these offerings by clicking on the “Evil Store” button at the top of the page there. It’s powered by Spreadshirt, so you don’t have to worry about us stealing your identity, no matter how badly we may want to.